Breaking news, Roswell slides fans!
I have received, from a secret source, full resolution copies of the infamous slides.
I am working with some media colleagues and actual scientists now to pull together an event that will reveal the truth about the slides. The wheels are in motion for a live and FREE to view event that we will stream on MAY the 4th, one day before the con event that will be held in Mexico City by the Slides promoters.
That's right, folks - the day before you'll have to pay up to see them from the slides promoters, my colleagues and I will be presenting the evidence for free!
Why? Because I can, and because it will be fun. Consider it my gift to ufology for all the things it has given me over the years.
Stay tuned for details coming in early April, once we get the technical details worked out. But remember - you will have access to the truth from us the day before you'll have the boondoggle from the slides promoters - and it will be FREE!
Paul Kimball
32 comments:
I predict some Dream Teamers will now put a price on your head (since contacting the Halifax police didn't work out so well).
That's okay, PG. I've been threatened by professionals more than once (ahh, the good old days with the RCMP). The DT are penny ante. I also took the precaution of bringing in a chum highly placed in the intelligence community (I will not divulge which agency)... just in case. :-)
Besides, I no longer have the high res scans. I turned them over to one of my partners, who shall remain anonymous... for now.
PK
Paul, if you can get EBE to come on camera and ID the figure in the slides, then you will have one-upped the sliders on credibility as well.
Wait, I thought of something better! Set up a PC monitor in front of EBE's garage. Put onscreen the Roswell yearbook photo of Eleazar Benavides. Have EBE scrutinise the photo. Watch EBE declare, "I never met the guy!"
For fun, show EBE only in silhouette, like Doty did on UFO Cover-up Live! You can claim, a la Braglia, that you're just protecting the privacy of an elderly alien being. (If it takes 39 years to get from Zeta R to Earth at the speed of light, then EBE left home in 1908 at the very latest, making him well over 100 years old!)
I have more ideas.
Alas, Terry, once we got actual high res versions of the slides it was a fairly simple matter to determine what they represent... and it isn't ET. All will be revealed on May 4th, in a way that will leave no doubt.
PK
Ah, man! I was about to write a scene for the May 4 mockumentary (I assume you are filming one, as Dew is doing for his project) where EBE takes the stand in the copyright infringement case!
If you change your mind, let me know. I never run out of ideas.
(Teaser: the sliders' forensic anthropologist is...Braglia drawing a mouth on his hand in the manner of Senor Wences.)
There are only three people who've ever had possession of full res versions of both slides. I'm going to go ahead and call BS on this one. But I look forward to your webcast.
Thank you, Adam, for making my day. Having you call BS on anything is a virtual guarantee that the opposite is true.
Comedy is what Canadians do best. If you really want to be in the doc Paul all you have to do is ask. I can't believe you're going to make us wait until May 4th.
I'm calling BS because the only way you could have acquired high-res versions of both slides is through some form of illegal activity. However the most obvious tell is that you're giving them away for free.
Who do we believe: the bona fide documentary producer who has delivered time after time or the new guy with everything to lose? As a longtime follower of this blog and Paul's exemplary work in pursuit of the truth - including making lots of his videos and even complete past films freely available over the years - that's an easy one to answer for me.
I look forward to the real and unsensationalized story on May 4th. Thanks PK.
Ryan
Thank you, Ryan, for your support over the years. The next beer is on me!
Meanwhile, Mr. Dew's brief comment raises all sorts of interesting questions that should be obvious to even a casual observer.
PK
Of course I'm giving them away for free, because they don't show space aliens, and to make money off of claiming that they do would be dishonest.
I never said I'm not getting paid, though. The story that turned out to be worth money to an actual broadcaster had nothing to do with space aliens, and everything to do with the circus / con around it all. That doc will follow on television in early 2016.
It's called having my cake and eating it too... and I have all of you guys to thank for it.
Anyway, I look forward to Mexico City on the 5th, but not for the same reasons as you. ;-)
PK
Just so I know where to find it, is the webcast going to be hosted at www.RoswellSlides.com? Will there at least be a donation button or a link to buy a mug?
All will be revealed in due time.
Meanwhile, you should tell your good pal crazy Anthony Bragalia to stop harassing / threatening poor Tim Printy, who isn't involved in this at all. Keeping that kind of company makes you look bad. Of course, so does doing business with Jaime Maussan and Don Schmitt.
Then again, it's all grist for the real story I'll be telling, so it's in my interests for you all to keep on doing what you're doing. It's pure gold.
PK
P.S no commemorative mugs, alas... But I will send you a copy of the doc after it airs in Canada next year. Least I can do. :-)
While I certainly appreciate Tony's enthusiasm about the slides, I've never met him.
Isn't Tim Printy listed as part of the Dream Team 2.0 on RoswellSlides.com? He's not a part of the investigation? If it's obviously a mummy, lets see those pics!
If it's obviously a mummy, lets see those pics!
Funny... that's what we've all been saying about you guys with your space alien claims. Let's see the pics, and in the interests of science and humanity, let's see them now and open-sourced for free.
No?
I didn't think so.
In which case, why should I dance to your timetable?
Simple answer? I won't. :-)
PK
P.S. The Roswell Slides Research Group has nothing to do with my projects, and I never said they did. Yet again, your research prowess and reading comprehension fail you.
PK
The Roswell Slides Research Group gets no say in when the "Roswell Slides" are released? I do keep jumping to conclusions. I am stunned you are willing to take the chance that some second leaker won't beat you the punch before May 4. That's a huge risk.
Go for it, I say! Doesn't hurt me in the least, and if it gets the information out to the public quicker and for free then I'm all for it. After all, this is an event that your partner-in-crime Jaime Maussan says will change history. Why wait, and why charge people, for something that important?
Speaking of documentaries, how many are being made about the slides? Simon Sharman claims he's got one nearly completed. Twitter last month:
Truspiracy @SimonSharman · Mar 2
In other news, having had the rugs pulled from under us on Cosmic Whistleblowers, our film WILL complete in 2015.
From Mar 20:
Currently chasing some very big fish for Cosmic Whistleblowers. The finale is just around the corner.......
Mine isn't about the slides, Curt... nobody in their right mind would want to commission that. Mine is about the people who believe and the people who take advantage of that - the slides fit right in there, but it's just part of a bigger story.
Blogger SlideBox Media said...
Comedy is what Canadians do best.
Be careful Paul! this guy seems GREASY!!!
Loki, I normally allow pretty free reign here, but your comment and the piece to which you linked didn't in any way reference Adam Dew, so I removed it. If you can show that he was involved, go for it - that would be of interest; otherwise, I'm afraid it isn't relevant.
PK
Adam Dew (Slide Box Media) wrote:
"However the most obvious tell is that you're giving them away for free."
Thanks for confirming this was a money-making scam from the beginning, as I've always suspected.
Real evidence would be publicly revealed for free. Only shady con artists hoard stuff for years and make wild claims in order to boost profits.
Throw in the towel, Dew. You lost.
Dear Mr. Kimball:
I send warm greetings from the city of Puebla in Mexico, I followed your articles on your blog and I find wonderful that you will finally release the true story of Roswell slides.
Personally I'm tired of the lies that are told in Mexico regarding the UFO phenomenon, and I am very concerned that people will be deceived this May 5th ; unfortunately people don´t do research, and don´t read enought and conform with any incomplete information, and is not that I am eskeptical about this phenomenon, but I like to reason and use my common sense, read and inform myself.
So, is there any possibility that what you will uncover on May 4th also be known in Mexico? I think it would be necessary in order to eliminate so many lies, since this fraudulent event takes place on May 5th in Mexico.
Kind regards.
Dr. med. Soledad de la Peña
Dear Mr. Kimball:
I send warm greetings from the city of Puebla in Mexico, I followed your articles on your blog and I find wonderful that you will finally release the true story of Roswell slides.
Personally I'm tired of the lies that are told in Mexico regarding the UFO phenomenon, and I am very concerned that people will be deceived this May 5th ; unfortunately people don´t do research, and don´t read enought and conform with any incomplete information, and is not that I am eskeptical about this phenomenon, but I like to reason and use my common sense, read and inform myself.
So, is there any possibility that what you will uncover on May 4th also be known in Mexico? I think it would be necessary in order to eliminate so many lies, since this fraudulent event takes place on May 5th in Mexico.
Kind regards
Dr. med. Soledad de la Peña
I find it intriguing that only 3 people have the full res versions of the slides. I would have expected a hell of a lot more people to have been given them for research and analysis.
Why don't you post the images now though? Surely it would give time for your revelations to spread around before the big reveal?
May 4th is my birthday, and watching these scam artists have a complete meltdown will make a great gift.
Paul, why not reveal them on (say) April 5? That would leave a full 30 days for Maussan's balloon to deflate. Ticket refunds. Canceled travel plans. Auditorium bookings canceled. What fun to watch this all unwind.
Just be careful not to revel them on April 1, or nobody will believe you.
I guess I'd have to disagree with you, Mr. Sheaffer -- all things considered, I'd venture that April 1st is the most appropriate day for Paul's sardonic "mockumentary" to be presented, since it's plainly obvious there will be no actual May 4th event, given what Paul says here is all just part of his sharply-pointed parody of the May 5th event itself, and really not much more.
Or, as Steve Martin once famously said in a similar context:
"Hey! That's almost funny!!"
Yes, Steve... you're almost certainly right.
Guess you can now drop the "almost" part of your reply, above.
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