Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Rozzy - Commemorative Swag

You know, I've decided that the time has come to embrace Roswell Slides mania, in my own unique way. Why fight the tide of human history?

In that spirit, I encourage everyone to venture to my on-line store and pick up your some of the commemorative Roswell Slides swag that I have created, featuring our favourite alleged space alien, along with the slogan I came up with: "The Roswell Slides - It's a Mummy, Dummy!" All of the proceeds will be going to my favourite charity - me!!

Buy early, and buy often!

Paul Kimball


BoyintheMachine said...

C'mon Paul, you could at least give me props for inspiration!

Tim Hebert said...

I'm disappointed, where is the lingerie for the women? My wife would look great in a Roswell teddy.

Question: All items made in Canada or USA? Or, you sly dog, getting knock offs from Mexico?

Paul Kimball said...

I actually had this planned for a bit, Jason, but I've been sick for the past several days and am only now getting around to it... but yes, kudos to you for having the same mercenary spirit!

Tim, I will definitely consider a ladies lingerie line. It would fit right in with the general absurdity of the whole slides fiasco.

Meanwhile, I am happy to report two sales already. I won't make nearly as much as the slides promoters, but I'm happy to make some money making fun of them. :-)

Paul Kimball said...

P.S. All items are made by robots on Zorgrot's homeworld and shipped here by intragalactic teleportation devices.

Terry the Censor said...

Can't wait for the discovery phase of the copyright infringement suit wherein the plaintiff tries to establish his right of ownership of a historical artifact, honest to gosh, he didn't whip up in his basement studio, your honour!

Paul Kimball said...

I'm still waiting for Bragalia to report me to the local constabulary, Terry. One thing at a time!