I think it's always important to start the New Year with a chuckle or two. I've also always believed that the best humour is that which contains a kernel (or a bushel) of truth.
Keeping the above in mind, you might want to read this, which is both (a) funny, and (b) not completely inaccurate!
Of course, died-in-the-wool ETHers should probably not read click on the link - especially if you have high blood pressure.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Happy New Year!