My suggestion is simple - the United States needs a third party along the lines of the United Kingdom's Raving Monster Loony Party.Now, the obvious candidate for President for such a party in the United States would be Nick Redfern, the king of off-the-wall cryptozoology currently living in that country (apologies to Loren Coleman, but he's from Maine, a state with no electoral clout). Alas, Nick wasn't born in the United States, so he can never be President.
Fear not, intrepid readers, for there is a perfectly good candidate waiting in the wings - Greg Bishop!
Unlike Coleman, Greg is from a state that matters when it comes to the electoral college - California.
Unlike Redfern, Greg is an American citizen, born and bred.
Like both Coleman and Redfern, Greg has spent a fair amount of time studying monsters, and he's certainly hung out with plenty of loons.
Best of all, Greg takes a truly bi-partisan point of view when it comes to all things paranormal. He keeps an open mind, and is willing to listen to all arguments, after which he generally makes an informed decision that, even if you disagree with it, you can still respect it.
Thus do I officially nominate Greg Bishop for President of the United States of America.Now all we need is a party name, and a running mate, and the campaign can begin in earnest!
Let's start with the running mate...
