Wednesday, November 07, 2007

WTF

Words fail me.

Watch this.

Paul Kimball

19 comments:

Jeremy said...

Why. Is. This. HAPPENING?

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Good Lord! What a cliffhanger! I can't wait for Part 2.

You are cheating a little bit, sir. You didn't tag this entry with a Korff reference, as if to refer to the blighter without leaving a statistical track of it. But I see right through your little scheme.

mr. intense said...

"The horror. The horror..."

[Kurtz in Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness"]

Hey, now I want to get _my_ head shaved! Only, I'd want the cut hair woven into a chest hair mat for display to "the ladies." Meow!

Mac said...

Oh, he's obviously just attempting to look like me. ;-)

Thanks for posting this, Paul. WTF, indeed.

Alfred Lehmberg said...

I suspected a vermin infestation as the actual cause, then it dawned on me. Isn't Nick Redfern exactly who Triple"K" would wish to be?

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Paul Kimball said...

Alfred:

You think he wants to be like Nick? Hmm... Maybe. After all, Nick is happily-married to a lovely woman, a successful author, gets to travel, is pretty cool without trying to be cool...

All the same reasons Mac Tonnies shaved his head too! ;-)

Paul

Alfred Lehmberg said...

You sure about Mac? I thought he did his to reduce turbulence in hyperspace and otherwise sanctify his self-imposed celibacy! [g].

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Katie said...

I thought Mac shaved his head because he was going bald anyway. ;o)

Just kidding, Mac!

Anonymous said...

Did Korff have a cooties problem or something?

Anonymous said...

"Today’s column is yet another example of what we mean when we say that we are here Expresially for you. As you can see from the pho- tos in this article, I got my head shaved recently. Now, I promise all of you that I have NOT joined some sort of religious cult, I have NOT been abducted by “UFOs,” nor am I “protesting” in some sort of political cause. Instead, I was invited to participate in an undercover operation, which I had the honor of planning, and it required that I shave my head to alter my appearance. As many people know, I hold the rank of a Colonel in one of my other “lives,” so we quickly flew to the areas of interest, executed our operation, and then returned back to Prague. When I was asked to command this operation, I imposed one condition: I insisted that my impending buzz cut be filmed and turned into a lesson in English so that we could use it for Metropolitni Expres."
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I guess that explains the reason for the 'buzz job'!
hmk

Alfred Lehmberg said...

...But does it explain the fetching "boink me" pumps and push-up brassiere?

Mac said...

Instead, I was invited to participate in an undercover operation, which I had the honor of planning, and it required that I shave my head to alter my appearance.

I hate to brag, but I saw this coming.

Mac said...

You sure about Mac? I thought he did his to reduce turbulence in hyperspace and otherwise sanctify his self-imposed celibacy! [g].

Bingo!

Jeremy said...

Part 2: The Pubis.

I cannot wait to see what reason he has for shaving that.

Alfred Lehmberg said...

There! You see? My liberal sources are impeccable!

Anonymous said...

Did the 'Colonel' infiltrate a Nazi UFO cult?

Prem said...

Notifying TMZ, there's a new Britney in town!

Anonymous said...

From the man himself:

"After finishing a counter-terrorism raid in Germany which netted some al-Qaeda connected suspects, Colonel Korff just recently returned from Oregon where he went undercover, first by shaving his head completely bald, and then meeting with various lawyers, Federal officials, and key members of the media".

C'mon Kal, you can do better than that!
hmk

Scoop Jupiter said...

I thought it was hilarious that he couldn't figure out how to use the two mirrors to look at the back of his head.